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Monday, March 31, 2008

More of those surveys...

Somemore that I attempted this morning....

38%LIGHTWEIGHT


Not much of a drinker, am I?...

44%
Err... I think I will still probably die anyway...

48%

Pretty ok, unless of course if I am really hungry and if u really look good...

JustSayHi - Science Quiz

OMG! The shame!!

I'm slacking off at work again, sigh...
Will update again soon enuff, I guess...

Hilarious!!

Came upon this site when I browsed Shah's blog. The surveys that were done are of a weird, extraordinary nature that juz leaves me roaring with laughter.

This is why:
73%


So if there's any war, u had better be good friends with me!

$3875.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.
Err... I dunno whether to laugh or cry to this...


OK, I'm not bad, at least...


And here I thought my English is perfect...

18
And I am not even sure how they figured that out...


surroundthedarkness.blogspot.com

WANTED FOR THE VENGEFUL PUNCHING of a DAMAGED COW

$3200



What's Your Blog Wanted For?
A damaged cow??!! Where would I get a cow? Much less damaged it? Well, at least my body is woth more than my blog...

I mean, seriously! Whoever did these survey must be mental! But hey, since I took the time to even entertain these things, I must be mental too. Well, I think I am...

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Random

Some random things:

1. I've worked 12 hours straight for the last 3 days (and nights).
2. I am freaking lonely.
3. I am beginning to think I will be a bachelor for life.
4. I left my wallet in my office today.
5. My breath smells of garlic.
6. I smoked and drink lately.
7. I am super vain.
8. I talk to myself all the time.
9. I cry easily.
10. I sing all the time.
11. I like the colour purple.
12. I spent a fortune on clothes.
13. I want to be a father.
14. I used to cut myself.
15. I am bored.

In fact, the last reason is why I even start this post...
The others are juz ramblings, but genuine facts ramblings...
Oh and 1 more thing, I'm bisexual...

Friday, March 21, 2008

Saturday...

Spent the entire night chilling at McDonald's last night with Siti and lappy...
Was cool actualli, with free wireless and all...
Ordered McSpicy but somehow dun have the appetite for it so I brought it home and eat it during lunch juz now...

Mom asked me out to JB later on, probably will join her...
Wanna buy some clothes and stuff...

There was this someone who laughed at me cos at my age I still played Neopets...
I juz smiled at him and say: "So are u a better person than me juz cos u dun play Neopets?"
That shut him up. Downright humiliated him, I should say...
So the moral is, juz cos someone dun come under your idealities, does not mean u are a better person than he is...
Look inside you and ask yourself, what have u done to make this world a better place...
Dun judge others cos you sure wouldn't like to be judged...

Tyring to be a philosopher, huh?...
Stop crapping lah Zul...

Have yet to ask Shah for help in creating a new layout for me...
Poor guy, he is feeling under the weather...
Have plenty of rest and I will pray for your health, bro...

As for now, Signing off...

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dying...

I am cold, I am hungry, I am tired and I am grumpy...
Lucky tomorrow's a holiday cos my mind has been reduced to a squishy pile of wet sand...
Am leaving the office now and go straight home, eat dinner and go online again...
Can't think anymore, may update later on...

But for now, I REALLY NEED TO STOP WORKING!!!

Ciao...

Monday, March 17, 2008

Daily Routine...

So this is how it goes:
0715: Rise and Shine (Feeling groggy and hair stands up on ends)
0730: Wash up (ignore the freezing cold water)
0750: Breakfast (Thanx Mom!)
0800: Leave home for work
0824: Arrive in office (Good Mornings all around)
0830-1155: Work, work and more work...
1200: Lunchiez!!
1300: Back to work again!
1725: Juz realised its already so late cos brain cannot function anymore (Usually ard this time)
1830: Forces self to extend working hours (OT pay! Claim taxi!)
1935: Leave office (body surrenders)
1955: Home Sweet Home!!
2015: Dinner! (Stomach growls non-stop)
2045-0145: Online (both on lappy and phone)
0200: Nighty night! (till 0715 again)

Can u see why I have NO LIFE!!!
Someone please save me from this monotonous living!!!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Crazy nite filled with laughter...

Err... Wasn't realli by myself yesterday afternoon...
Had an, err..., interesting afternoon with someone...
What, u ask me?...
Ahem, my lips are sealed...
(whistles, acts innocent)

Anyway, its official!
My friends and I are real camwhores!
Not cumwhore, can ya read properly??!!
(sniggers at the thought)

As proof, look at these pix!
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Oh Yeah! Forget to intro...
Those are my 2 very best friends: Siti and Rudy...
Been best friendz for over 9 years now...
Love them like my own siblings...

Will update with more pix and a new layout soon enuff...
Very thankful to Shah for the willingness to help me out...
I realli owe that guy a whole lot! Thanx, bro!!...

For now, signing off...
Hugs and kisses...
(a realli tight hug and a realli wet kiss! kwang, kwang, kwang!!)

Saturday, March 15, 2008

All By Myself!!!!!

Quote the Celine Dion's song: "ALL BY MYSELF!!!!! DUN WANNA BE ALL BY MYSELF!!!!"

Sigh...
Here I am on a Saturday afternoon all by myself facing my lappy...
I NEED A LIFE!!

Anybody care for a game of bowling?...
No wait! Make that 5 games of bowling...
Haven't played it in a while, crave playing it...

No topic to speak of really...
Kinda updating the blog for the sake of updating...

Wait! A brilliant idea juz came across my mind!...
Maybe I shall do some graphics for my guildpage in Neopets...
Ya, I'll do that!...

Can't wait for Friday when I get my pay...
Worked loadsa OT hours and I am gonna reap my reward!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Choke, cough, cough!!)

Wonder what to buy though?...
(ponders) Hmmm...
(10 minutes later) I GOT IT!!
A cardigan! Yes! That's what I should get...
Saw a realli nice one at Queensway when I went there with Siti...
Think I should get it, pamper myself for a bit...
Hehe...

I rambled enuff, SHUT UP ALREADI!!!
I'll be back tomorrow I guess...

Signing off, La Dee Dah...

Friday, March 14, 2008

Workaholic

Dunno how many times I said this alreadi, but am I a workaholic?...
Dunno leh, I'm still at work on Friday afternoon! Wtf?!!
Never mind lah cos at least can earn money and claim taxi fare...
But body damn tired lah. Brain, dun say liao, like wanna explode...

(Did I juz talk to myself?)
To self: Oi! Are u listening to me?...

Sigh...
Though I've broken up, I'm glad it happened. It juz wasn't meant to be...

Wanted to be sian actualli but my crazy colleagues juz make me laugh all the time...
Gave me a name: CrapperZul!!
Crap, crap, crap. That's all I do all day...

Am single and V.V.V. available...
Haha! Like advertising myself. Think I so big, huh?...
Oh wait, I am big!
Kwang, kwang, kwang...

Stop crapping alreadi lah, gotta finish up my work...
Today Pi-day in my guild in Neopets...
Lotsa games to play...
Juz hope my connection at home doesn't fucked up...

Signing off, La Dee Dah...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

To laugh or to cry?

I juz broke up...

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Introductions

A friend convinced me to start blogging. He quote it as an avenue to express my innermost feelings. Gotta admit my brain is one huge diskette with loads of info stored, be it useless or useful. I need an outlet before I go bonkers. And I hope to regularly update my blogs and make friends with other bloggers out there...

For today's updates: I feel like a girl sometimes, what's with my mood swings from bad to good to bad again. I dun even know who I am sometimes (sigh)...

I guess I'll post again tomorrow. Kinda lazy for now...

Hyuk, hyuk :)!!!